We are currently accepting requests for free samples of novelty scented colognes, perfumes, and sprays. These scents can be used on objects, not just people, to imbue the item with a long lasting fragrant smell. Great for Christmas gifts, gag gifts, pranks, or just making stuff smell good (or bad, depending on the scent you choose and your personal preference).

There is no definite answer to this. Rest assured that requests will be handled first-come, first-serve. If you have previously requested a sample, please do not re-submit, it will not speed up or expedite the process, it will only cause further confusion, and present the possibility of your request being denied due to our one request limit.

We ask that in return for a sample, once you have had some time to use this product, you answer a short 3 question quiz with your true feelings about the product. How did it smell? Was the smell description accurate? How was the longevity of the smell?

Currently, these products are not for sale. Those who have requested a sample will be notified when they are available for purchase, and it will be posted on the web site.